The audit
we’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with your website.
not a checklist. not a lighthouse score you could run yourself. a human going through your site the way your customer does, finding the specific places you’re losing them, and telling you what to do about it in the order that matters.
you get a recorded walkthrough and a written action plan. five days. plain language, no seo jargon.
Launch rate — 5 of 5 left
$500
standard rate from the sixth audit: $800.
comparable audits from senior freelancers run $1,500–$5,000.
the full $500 comes off any project you book within 30 days.
need it in 48 hours? add $250 at checkout.
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Sign in with devsforfun IDWhat you get, specifically
the first ten seconds. what a stranger understands about your business before they scroll, and what they get wrong.
where you're losing them. the specific moments on specific pages where intent dies. with the fix, not just the flag.
the messaging. what you're saying versus what they need to hear. usually the largest single gap.
the honest call. whether you need a rebuild, a few fixes, or — if it's true — to stop investing in your website and put the money elsewhere.
priority order. impact against effort, so you know what to do monday and what can wait a quarter.
What happens after you pay
- todaya short intake form. two minutes. the audit is materially better when it's filled in, which is why we wait for it.
- day 1–4we go through your site properly.
- day 5walkthrough video and written action plan, in your inbox.
- afterthe $500 comes off any project booked in the next 30 days. no follow-up sequence. if you want it, reply.