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The audit

I’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with your site.

Not a checklist. Not a Lighthouse score you could run yourself. I go through your site the way your buyer does — on a phone, cold, in a hurry — find the specific places you’re losing them, and tell you what to do about it in the order that matters.

Book a project within 30 days and the $500comes off it — which makes the audit free if you go ahead. If it doesn’t give you something to act on, I redo it once, free.

the price, and the three things that change it

Launch rate — 5 of 5 left

$500

+ $250
48-hour turnaround
− $200
with a Roast My Website credit pack
− $500
off a project booked within 30 days
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what you actually receive.

Two artefacts, five business days after your intake form lands: a recorded walkthrough of your site, and a written action plan in priority order. Both are yours to keep and to forward to whoever else needs to see them.

What follows is what those two artefacts cover. It is a list of deliverables, not a list of outcomes — what happens to your traffic afterwards depends on your pricing, your product and your sales, and I don’t control any of those. What I control is the date and the redo.

the two artefacts — 4 rows

The two artefacts

Walkthrough
recorded, screen and voice, yours to keep
Action plan
written, in the order the fixes matter
Delivered
5 business days from your intake form
Redo
once, free, if it gives you nothing to act on

  • the first ten seconds

    what a stranger understands about your business before they scroll, and what they get wrong.

  • where you're losing them

    the specific moments on specific pages where intent dies. with the fix, not just the flag.

  • the messaging

    what you're saying versus what they need to hear. usually the largest single gap.

  • the honest call

    whether you need a rebuild, a few fixes, or — if it's true — to stop investing in your website and put the money elsewhere.

  • priority order

    impact against effort, so you know what to do monday and what can wait a quarter.

what happens after you pay.

The clock starts when your intake form is submitted, not when the payment lands — so if you buy on Friday and fill the form in on Monday, you have not lost the weekend and neither have I. There is no follow-up sequence. If you want the project, reply.

Buy the audit — $500
the five days, day by day
Today
a short intake form. two minutes, and the audit is materially better for it
Day 1–4
I go through your site properly
Day 5
walkthrough video and written action plan, in your inbox
After
$500 off a project booked in 30 days